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Custom Engraved by Nifty Woodworks

Sassy Coaster Set

Sassy Coaster Set

These aren't your momma's coasters. ...or are they? Either way. Remind your guests that your sh*t is precious with these funny coasters. Buy a set for yourself or as a gift for someone else. Either way. Look at you rocking this adulting business, friend.

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The deets.

  • You, an adulty adult, have adulted enough to where you want to protect your adulty possessions when you have your adulty beverages, just like your adulty grandma when you weren't so adulty. Translation? You don't want people f*cking up your sh*t, okay?! We got you.

    Our slate products are perfect--each has foam feet to protect your surface from the slate, while serving up useful purposes (like our coasters catching drink rings and drips and our charcuterie boards slanging meats, cheeses, and other snackies).

    Look at you being extra adulty. ...you adulty adult, you.

  • Dimensions:

    4"(D) x .5"(H)

The features.

  • All natural

    Our slate coasters are made of all natural black slate, with a beautiful natural edge that features chips and slate layers, for a truly rustic and earthy feel.

  • Totally unique

    Each slate coaster is unique, from the striations to the specific colors, and even little sandy/golden/silver flecks--which are actually natural mineral inclusions embedded in the slate itself. These are a uniquely naturally beautiful way to protect your surfaces!

  • Finished for life

    All coasters come with 4 foam feet permanently affixed to the bottom to prevent scratches, and are coated with a low-VOC, food-safe polyurethane coating to preserve the finish for years to come.

The logistics.

  • INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

    • Wash any slate that is intended to come in contact with foods before use.
    • Hand wash slate after each use to preserve shine and longevity.
    • Due to the nature of natural slate, edges, colors, and shapes may vary.

  • WARNINGS

    • Do not bend or put pressure on slate as it will break.
    • Do not drop slate, as the force of even a short fall will cause them to break.
    • For best results, store slate flat with it's foam feet down, with nothing set on top for long durations of time.
    • Keep out of reach of children.
    • Not safe for ingestion.